THE SODOMIZER
The docs personal lid. This former thrift store throw out is now the
coolest lid in Lidsville man. It sports pure chrome bullets, flamed
trim and a genuine Maltese cross accented with sparkle vinyl. Wear
this hat and people clamor over one another to get the hell out of
your way. Just another way the Doc can help lavish you in style that
helps you say, "I am a bad muther fucker." |
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WHO SHAT IN MY HAT?
I’ll be honest with you, I don’t like this fucking hat.
Someone please buy it from me. It has vintage checkered flags and
a nice Cragar SS mag on the front. Looks best on women, especially
when they are naked. |
MO-PURPLE
The doc just cant get enough purple. It seems to bring out the MOPAR
in me. This tasty piece is all ready to rock and roll with deluxe
sparkle vinyl, a vintage MOPAR v8 emblem and 4 Cragar SS mags. Purple
Power!!
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BASEMENT PANELING DREAM CAR
Ah those lazy hazy lusty days spent in enshrouded in wood paneling
of the ole basement. Hours on end dreaming of hot cars and hot women
and getting neither. Settling for plastic models and borrowed penthouses
instead. This piece depicts the teenage suffering that is just another
drunken night in that musty ole faux wood dungeon. |
