Deep within the center of the male brain lives a complex network of wires, gears and synapses finely tuned to respond to the specific stimuli needed to ensure the perpetuation of the human race. Somewhere in the evolutionary process a wire was crossed. A hot rod mag, a porno mag, a case of Schlitz, a sheet of acid and one hell of a set of tools.

Circuits jumping, gears whining with the stress of the gestation of a new sensation. Metallic fingers reaching deep into the wires of the male brain. Insert torque wrench, loosen libido. Lower compression, remove inhibitions and re-plumb to run on forced induction. Roll it out onto the drag strip of modern society and fire it up. 10 second ETs running on mixed messages: reproduce, go fast, sex, speed, speed, sex, tits, velocity stacks, ass, torsion bars, pussy, high compression pistons, blow job, cheater slicks.

Once its engine is started it takes on a life of its own, going faster and faster, sucking in dreams and spitting out flames. Will it end in a mass of mangled metal and shattered dreams, or in the checkered flag and a blaze of glory?-The choice is up to you.

Enjoy the ride!