OLD SKOOL
These shades pay homage to the roots of rodding. The doc is down with
it. Stromberg 97s, a flathead mill, lake pipes, a nice coat of black
primer and some dog dishes. That’s what these shades are all
about. Its no secret that this is the doc’s favorite pair of
shades. Gonna have to shoot me dead to get these off my face.
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BEZERKER
The question: What the fuck to wear to the punk show tonight?
The answer (if your cool) is this pair of shades. Sporting 2 inch
spikes at the front and bristling with additional support spikes,
these are one bad mojo man. Put these shades on and your dick grows
a good 4 inches, guaranteed.
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TABOO
The land of blue water, coconuts and palm trees may look like fun
and games but beware of the taboo. Just when you think you’ve
got it made in the shade, these fuckers are going to put the fink
on ya with simulated wood grain and some big fucking tiki heads.
Beware!!
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BLOW ME
You heard me!!!! On your knees. These shades will pump up your libido
by bolting 2 huge chrome belt driven blowers to your skull. Wear
these and you just cant lose the rat race!!! |
